phill you douche.

dear planet earth,

i would like you all to have supper with me tonight. There are only two requirements.

1. Acceptance.
2. and Love.

please just show up and come in, we should get along just fine.
Dec 22 '10
Dear John Mayer, i just wanted to tell you that highlighter green was out of style liike, 2007 k?

Dear John Mayer, i just wanted to tell you that highlighter green was out of style liike, 2007 k?

Jul 19 '10

lfg

      looking for girl with

  1.  cute personality,
  2. someone who doesnt always have to look like a model
  3. doesnt have her head up hers or my ass all day
  4. likes taking cute pictures
  5. enjoys going out on dates
  6. and that can make me happy,

wait… do those actually exist?

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May 7 '10

if there was a god,

then when i wake up tomorrow it would be friday all over again and i could fix everything that went wrong tonight, not to mention my problems that are still falling appart =/ just wish she would answer so i could figure out whats going on =/

May 7 '10
kisabel: (via igniting) riley :)  this is just a cool idea in general, i would love to have a chalk board wall in my living quarters conveniently placed next to the frig and the pantry and the front door ^^

kisabel:

(via igniting)

riley :)

 this is just a cool idea in general, i would love to have a chalk board wall in my living quarters conveniently placed next to the frig and the pantry and the front door ^^

(via kisabelll & igniting)

May 7 '10
phill you douche.: im in a puddle of shit and beer

nikcarleo:

so my gf has this thing called a “FACEBOOK” and i dont like how she associates with her X- playmate(s); and i especially dont like how when they ask if they can “smack” with her again, she doesnt say: HEY! btws i have a boyfriend that im happy with, i’m not intrested in your small penis! or…

You have a lot of Tumblr love though man. Tough stuff :/

 thats nice to know, just wish i could figure this out =? but hey! i do have a new michael jackson poster so i think it evens it all out.

(via pikolasfarleo & michaelveal)

May 7 '10

im in a puddle of shit and beer

so my gf has this thing called a “FACEBOOK” and i dont like how she associates with her X- playmate(s); and i especially dont like how when they ask if they can “smack” with her again, she doesnt say: HEY! btws i have a boyfriend that im happy with, i’m not intrested in your small penis! or something other than “i’m not sure that would go well” WTF?!?!?!?! come on girl stand up for yourself, you’re not some piece of ass! and now i’m stuck on the phone with her and its just silence we don’t know waht to say to each other.. what the hell…

S.O.S.

May 4 '10
this game is supposed to be pretty good, my buddy dave says beta is amazing, oh and btwws kelly says hi!

this game is supposed to be pretty good, my buddy dave says beta is amazing, oh and btwws kelly says hi!

May 4 '10

quote of day,

“Sometimes I just wish the world would shut the fuck up”

- Ashley Elizabeth

May 4 '10
“Its the people we care about the most, which we feel hurt us in the greatest ways. For if we didn’t care about them so much, we wouldn’t be affected by their actions.”
— (via quoters) (via lezbfriends) (via closedeyesopenhearts) (via kisabel)

51 notes (via kisabelll & quoters)

Apr 29 '10
sarahrahahahahh: shutupmarissa: drugdealer: kkruger-: lucasbitchwade: hernameisdorian: apassingfeeling: jessieroth:I just need this on my blog this is pretty wonderful quality post  oD

sarahrahahahahh:

shutupmarissa:

drugdealer:

kkruger-:

lucasbitchwade:

hernameisdorian:

apassingfeeling:

jessieroth:I just need this on my blog

this is pretty wonderful

quality post

 oD

17,601 notes

Apr 29 '10
pigtailsandcombatboots: This bus represents me. The red glow is my rising blood pressure. When it reaches maximum containment, the bus assumes the form it inherited from the gas line (bloodline) of “Christine” and will begin human eradication of those within “Workforce Management” (the generic name they give the department that approves schedule-related stuff”.Bucket Express in a strange call from the wild sort of feeling i wish i could live in that bus.

pigtailsandcombatboots:

This bus represents me. The red glow is my rising blood pressure. When it reaches maximum containment, the bus assumes the form it inherited from the gas line (bloodline) of “Christine” and will begin human eradication of those within “Workforce Management” (the generic name they give the department that approves schedule-related stuff”.

Bucket Express

in a strange call from the wild sort of feeling i wish i could live in that bus.

2,219 notes (via pigtailsandcombatboots)

Apr 29 '10

Title,

after a long break from tumblr, i’ve decided i will continue my blog.

amen,

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Apr 1 '10
jeffreykoval: (via amortentiaislove)  qltm

jeffreykoval:

(via amortentiaislove)

 qltm

8 notes (via carnahan & jessicainreallife)

Apr 1 '10

ugh;

for the 3rd time I’ve tried to log in with the sign up area =(